Sprinters

James Campbell-Harris

  • STARSHIP ROLE: Captain

  • ALTER EGO: Pop Singer David Hasselhoff

  • WALK UP SONG: Cuntology 101 by Lambrini Girls

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: Nicest Smile on the team

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • 2024 Match Sprint National Champion - 35-39

    • Multiple Masters Nationals Podiums - Sprint, Kilo, TS

    • NW Regional champ - Multiple

Andrew Carlberg

  • STARSHIP ROLE: TBD

  • ALTER EGO:

  • WALK UP SONG: TBD

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: TBD

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • 2025-2026 National Champ - Match Sprint

    • 35+ Team Sprint Silver Medal, 2025 Nationals

    • World’s best performer

Don Carlberg

  • STARSHIP ROLE: TBD

  • ALTER EGO:

  • WALK UP SONG: TBD

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: TBD

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • US Masters National Champion - 500m

    • Masters Worlds Bronze Medalist

    • Multi-time NW Regional Champ

James Gallagher

  • STARSHIP ROLE: Rogue Smuggler

  • ALTER EGO: Werewolves of London

  • WALK UP SONG: Danzig's "Mother"

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: Former backup singer for James Brown

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • 2026 Masters Nationals 45+ Team Sprint First

    • 2026 Masters Nats 45-49 Sprint 2nd

    • 2025 Masters Nats 45-49 Sprint 3rd

    • 2024 Masters Nats 45-49 Sprint 2nd

    • 2023 Masters Nats 45-49 Sprint 4th

Tim Luther

  • STARSHIP ROLE: TBD

  • ALTER EGO:

  • WALK UP SONG: TBD

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: TBD

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • 1986 Junior Pursuit Champion

    • 1987 Junior Pursuit and Kilo Champ

    • 1993 8th place Elite Sprint Nationals

    • 1993 Worlds Camp Sprints

    • 1994 Colorado Sprint Champion

    • 1998 Oregon Sprint Champion

    • 2003 Oregon State Sprint Champion

    • 2006 Elite Team Sprint 4th

    • 2017 California State Sprint 5th place

    • 2017 Elite Team Sprint 6th place

Blaine Peterson

  • STARSHIP ROLE: Security

  • ALTER EGO: Cyclops

  • WALK UP SONG: RL Grime - Core

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: Olympic flatwater canoe sprint national champion 2004

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • Getting faster every year

Daniel Tomko

  • STARSHIP ROLE: Science officer

  • ALTER EGO: River otter

  • WALK UP SONG: Anything in a super odd time signature to get the competition out of their groove.

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: Showcased peak agility by skiing out of a backcountry black run entirely on my left leg after my right knee retired for the season. If you happen to find the viral video of it online, please ignore it - it was a sophisticated AI deepfake designed to make my left quad look artificially heroic.

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • 2025 45-49 sprint champ

Mike Ritter

  • STARSHIP ROLE: Ship's Counselor

  • ALTER EGO: Meerkat

  • WALK UP SONG: Don't Stop Me Now- Queen

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: Most Gelato Consumed on a Road Ride

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • Notable? 2025 Masters Natz TS 3rd place, 5th place sprint, 2025 JBMV Masters Regional Sprint Champ and some other great podiums by default

Placeholder

  • STARSHIP ROLE: TBD

  • ALTER EGO: TBD

  • WALK UP SONG: TBD

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: TBD

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • TBD

Enduros

Harrison Devine

  • STARSHIP ROLE: TBD

  • ALTER EGO: TBD

  • WALK UP SONG: TB

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: TBD

  • NOTABLE RESULTS: TBD

Matti Herz

  • STARSHIP ROLE: Mysterious omnipotent being

  • ALTER EGO: Cat-thulu

  • WALK UP SONG: All I do is win

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: Has the best dog on the team. Also has the worst dog on the team.

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • WNR season overall, 2026

    • Masters world champion

    • 5x masters national champion

    • 1998 USRowing Junior National Champion, Lightweight 8+

Matt Haldeman

  • STARSHIP ROLE: Chief engineer

  • ALTER EGO: Shai-Hulud

  • WALK UP SONG: Wild Thing (by X)

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • Multiple Time Wa State/Cascadia Masters Team Pursuit and Madison champ

Mike “Dreamchaser” Smith

  • STARSHIP ROLE: TBD

  • WALK UP SONG: TBD

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: TBD

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • Para National Champ

Hilary Luther

  • STARSHIP ROLE: The Traveler: appears occasionally, then vanishes

  • ALTER EGO: Gnome

  • WALK UP SONG: The intro of Remember the Name, Fort Minor

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: Master problem solver

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • 2026 1st, masters women regional champs, scratch, points, elimination, kieren, 500m

Peter Snoblin

  • STARSHIP ROLE: Chief engineer

  • ALTER EGO: Wombat

  • WALK UP SONG: Dead silence

  • THING YOUR FAMILY IS MOST PROUD OF: Recently learned how to turn right, on a bike

  • NOTABLE RESULTS:

    • I stood on a wooden box once